Please note:

The person described within may contain ideas and language (but don't count on it). My friends can vouch that sometimes I'm funny and witty, sometimes I'm brilliant, sometimes I'm talented, often modest, but usually I'm just this guy, you know?

What can I say about me? I'm cynical and sarcastic far beyond my deceptively young age. I'm single (no shock there), a student (still no shock), 20-something years old. I live in Dunedin city in Otago, New Zealand. Not the one in Florida.

I use ICQ (#8840627 - don't add me just for the sake of it...) and my email I prefer not to put on a webpage because of those irritating harvester programs that trawl the web to allow marketers to exercise their right to offer me really, really cheap viagra. If you really _really_ wanna talk to me, use ICQ.

Now, for some actual content about me. Umm. I dunno. I fence. As in, fighting with swords, not exchanging ill-gotten gains for cash. I'm a member of the Claymore Swords Club (no website, apparently) and a prospective member of the Salle Angelo classic fencing club. I'm only a prospective member at this point, as my skill isn't quite up to their standards, but it is building. Oh, and while I'm about the place, here is the Fencing New Zealand Homepage.

What else do I do? I stay up late to watch movies and Stargate DVDs, sleep in during the day, and I work out at the Otago University Unipol gym. I've recently signed up to finish my Computer Science degree, one paper at a time, as I'm hopefully soon to start work at a new local company, who are encouraging me to finish my degree while working for them.